The Funniest Movie EVAR!

So Bob came over for thanksgiving and he was complaining that his tub overflows. There is a cutout in his tub to make it easier for old people to get in. The problem is that the tub does not drain fast enough and it overflows the small lip. He claims the maintenance guy snaked the drain but that the drain is too small. I don't know if that is really the case and will have to look in to it.

He began telling us about this great movie with John Travolta and Kristie Ally about a Fireman who gets stuck in a burning building and dies, and how there is this scene where they are rushing Kristie ally to the hospital to have a baby and also trying to marry them before the baby is born, and how funny this was!

The problem is that Kristie Ally is not in the movie, Jacinda Barrett is.

 Kristie Ally

Jacinda Barrett

But I can see where the confusion would come in, both are Female, There is a 23 year difference in age, both women have vowels and consonants in their names, and it would make perfect sense that Joaquin's Character would marry a Cougar.

I distracted him with a question and he lost track of what he was saying, but a few minutes later he began telling us about this great movie with John Travolta and Kristie Ally about a Fireman who gets stuck in a burning building and dies, and how there is this scene where they are rushing Kristie ally to the hospital to have a baby and also trying to marry them before the baby is born, and how funny this was!

 

After dinner I retired to my room, and he continued talking to my wife, where he told her about this great movie with John Travolta and Kristie Ally about a Fireman who gets stuck in a burning building and dies, and how there is this scene where they are rushing Kristie ally to the hospital to have a baby and also trying to marry them before the baby is born, and how funny this was!

Each time he did his Bob laugh Just as loud, as if he had never told the story before.