Earlier and Earlier

Originally thanksgiving started at about 5pm, but over time Bob has been arriving earlier, first it was about 4:45pm, then 4:30, then 4:15, today it was 3:49. I had not even started cooking.

We got to hear the story about "buddy" again yay, and all the same stuff all over.

While cooking dinner I was watching Mythbusters, and when it was over Bob said "If one of you wants to grab my junk, I'll be leaving".

I looked at my wife and she at me...

We both started laughing, and Bob's was like "what?".