Friday, February 26, 2016

I'M OUT OF FOOD!

RING!
My Phone: Call from Bob's Home.
Me: ಠ_ಠ...Hello
Bob: is this Xxxxxx?
Me: Yes.
Bob: I'M OUT OF FOOD!
Me: Bob, how many hamburgers do you have?
Bob: What?
Me: HOOOOW.... MAAAANYYYYY... HAMBUUURRGEERS...DO...YOOOU...HAAAAAAVE!
Bob: oh about 8.
Me: how...much...chocolate...milk...do...you...have?
Bob: A gallon but I need more.
Me: you have enough food to last the day. We will be getting you groceries tomorrow.
Bob: OK that's all I wanted to know *click*
Me: ಠ_ಠ

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