Guess who's home? Bob is!
Guess who got him there? Who the fuck knows!
Guess who called us to let us know he was going home? NOBODY!
Guess how he got in to his apartment without his keys? Pure fucking magic!
Guess who jumped to a conclusion that the apartment complex dumped out his stupid fucking chocolate milk? Bob did!
Guess who can't make his own bed? Bob can't!
Guess who has not noticed that half his trains are gone? Bob!
Guess who is hating life right now? I am!
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