Boner Pills

Took Bob to a Doctors appointment, when we sat down in the waiting room he wanted to know what I knew about viagra. JEBUS H CHRIST! WHY?

When he was in the exam room, I asked the doctor if he had ever told Bob to eat lots of Bananas (he had not). I also asked if he had ever told Bob that Chocolate Milk is good for him (he had not).

Then Bob asked the doctor if he could get viagra. The doctor asked if it was for him to be intimate with someone, or just for himself. Bob could not answer.

The doctor told him that if he took viagra in his condition with his medication it would probably kill him.

Later when I dropped him off at his apartment, Bob said in a very dejected tone "well I guess I will just have a limp penis forever...."