Shocked and Disgusted

Bob came over for thanksgiving again, he told the stories about me crawling on all fours and how the doctor said I was too pretty to be a boy (when I was a baby) about 4 times. He said that he went to the cafeteria and had a light lunch of fruit. Someone gave him 2 train magazines. I almost passed out from shock!

After dinner we retired to the living room for a rollicking fun time of "trim the old mans toe nails!" I tried using a pair of wire cutters that can handle a 16 penny nail and I could not cut them because I could not get a hold of the toenails and because it hurt him too much. We trimmed what we could and my wife got a toenail in the face.

The stench of his ancient mummy feet was horrific!