It's all about Bob!

The only thing that exist in the universe of Bob... is Bob!

The rest of us are just puppets or figments of his demented imagination. Nothing matters to Bob but Bob and what Bob is interested in. All roads lead to Bob. Bob is all knowing and all seeing (except when he isn't). If Bob does not understand it, then it does not exist. If Bob thinks it is broken nothing can fix it. If Bob upsets someone Bob ignores their emotions since they do not make any sense to Bob. The universe exists only in so far as what Bob sees, (like a 3d video game running on an old PC) the universe is only displaying what Bob is looking at. Bob is an android who's internal storage is becoming corrupt. Bob's programming does not allow for the admission of error. The Bob unit does not have any error checking protocols. The Bob unit is infallible, even when the Bob unit admits error the Bob unit intended to err. When the Bob unit has been wronged it is ok for the Bob unit to wish a painful punishment and even death upon those that transgressed the Bob unit. What the Bob unit forgets disappears from the universe. When the Bob unit loses something in its apartment then that thing was stolen/misplaced/lost by an entity other than the Bob unit. If you show the Bob unit that the item is in the Bob unit's apartment the Bob units "brain" will short circuit and the Bob unit will act as if the item was there all along and the Bob unit knew it.

When the Bob unit came over to this puppets house for the food that is the right of the Bob unit to consume, the Bob unit brought a large pile of books and stuff that the Bob unit wanted to show to this puppet. the Bob unit was upset that this puppet had seen the stuff before, the Bob unit cannot accept this since the Bob unit wants to talk about the Bob units obsessions and this puppet must be in error so the Bob unit continued to try and show this puppet the obsessions.

The Bob unit made his thoughts known about the puppet that gave the Bob unit the driving test and the Bob unit wants the driving test puppet to be tortured and killed. The driving test puppet made a mistake in taking the Bob units license away as the Bob unit is an infallible driver.

When we took the Bob unit home this puppet showed the Bob unit how to prepare the meals that the Bob unit got because  the Bob unit stayed in the hospital. This puppet does not think that the Bob unit will eat the meals as the Bob unit will probably not be able to follow the inferior programming of the microwave.

The Bob unit did not eat lunch at the cafeteria because the Bob unit thinks that the lunches are not substantial enough, even though this puppet explained again to the Bob unit the they are.

This puppet has started buying the items used to nourish the Bob unit from the Bob units bank account since the Bob unit has been throwing the inferior food away.

This Puppets wife asked for the movie back that she loaned the Bob unit, the Bob unit notified her that the Bob unit threw the movie away because it did not work in the Bob units computer, even though this puppet showed the Bob unit that it worked last week. The Bob units decision on this is final as the Bob unit knows what works and what doesn't. I am sure that the Bob unit will throw many of its dvd's away as well since they will also "not work".

This puppet is tired of the Bob units shit and cannot wait till the Bob unit is in memory care and the Bob unit can be someone else's problem.